Graphic: Stephanie Gladney
- "Ugh, I should've worn my purple tutu!"
- "You need some boa if you're gonna take a picture with Perry Farrell."
- "Graham Elliot's truffle popcorn is extraordinary."
- "But I want a beer!"
- "Put down the trail mix, son."
- "This is so not a fest for uptight parents."
- "Yeeah guys! I'm MC Nick. Peace out, Chicago."
- "Anytime you hear teenagers covering Zeppelin is a good thing."
- "Kidza has Top Chef?! No, no—they have Pop Chips."
- "Move! I have to go get some stripes [in my hair]."
- "Dad, that was really hard-core!"
- "OK, I'm now missing all three of my children." (said by a mom)
